Thursday 15 October 2009

Joke of the Day

MAN OF THE MATCH (Re: England v Belarus 3:0)
David Beckham, granted just 32 minutes, deserved that accolade according to the match sponsors, to the bemusement of just about everybody else, including Fabio Capello who joked that he had told Beckham that his surprise award was like "Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize after just eight months as president".

Acknowledgement: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story?id=685505&sec=worldcup2010&root=worldcup2010&cc=4716

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On a side note, Becks seriously needs a shave!

Friday 2 October 2009

國慶

國慶於我真係冇乜特別意義, 除左多左一日假期, 我都真係諗唔到有乜野值得我高興. 國慶確實是一個勞民傷財的日子.

不過我要讚:
- 那些in perfect unison 的步操, 真係幾impressive的! 學無記新聞的評術話齋, d 胸線、臂線、槍線、乜線物線, 都真係有咁齊得咁齊. 是很壯觀的. 但一路睇我又一路諗, 呢d 人係練操個陣俾幾多個長官無理取鬧, 為左呢次國慶暗啞底過左d 乜野非人生活...

我要彈:
- 可不可以不要每個電視台都全天候播國慶的東東, 真係由早到晚冇停過. 大佬, 我放日假係都俾我抖下, 不要一路幫我洗腦, 聽左900幾次《歌唱祖國》.... 要知道, 不是聽得多, 就真係會去歌唱祖國的.

- 架香港花車可唔可以再樣衰的, 仲要330萬.... 炒左個designer 啦唔該, 仲樣衰過新年的花車巡遊, 徙錢!

- 其實係唔係真係有必要show 晒d 軍備出來呢? 好無聊呀... show 出來我就怕你咩? 很多事情在心中就夠了. 你諗下如果有個A-Level 6A 既人不停係你面前炫耀, 張成績單係你面前係咁 "羊", 你會唔會想打鑊佢?

- 全日的慶祝活動, 都是極之充滿共產黨色彩啦, 那些叫人作嘔的對答、口號、表演、歌曲... 真係有D 娘 lor.

- 北京d 慶祝活動又封街又封鋪, 唔俾人做生意, 唔俾遊客出酒店, 唔俾你開窗睇閱兵.... 這個政府真專制, 但你敢唔敢eh?

- 60年就搞到咁巴閉, 人地法國200幾年tim 啦, 你有冇見人地抬d 領導人d 相出來丫? 有冇見人地坦克大炮通街遊丫? (後按: Ah On 話France is actually one of the most-eager-to-show-its-miliary-power countries in the world..... 咁可能係我孤陋寡聞啦, 我真係冇見過其他國家國慶[共產國家除外]會搬d 導彈遠程炮出來... 都係個句, I don't see the point!) 小題大造, 是不是錢多到冇地方洗?